Hey

(via TumbleOn)

(via sarahlovelyyy)

Source: hancas

X

(via drousy)

Source: neenaneecole

jensenlocked:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

but why is the guy wearing a hoodie

is the hoodie important

(via young-elf)

Source: i-amwho-i-am

sheeraner4ever:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

Imagine a murder coming through the bushes at night and they could see you sleeping

Maybe there are three kinds of people

(via ashleereneeforsberg)

Source: shellytothebelly

Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow

Source: weloveblackgirls

amburgurandfries:

tipsy-arachnid:

cillermiller:

pafyuumu:

fiabremix:

loweryi:

zombifytherainbow:

considerthelion:

theclearlydope:

I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.

God, what am I doing with my life?

Doctor Sassy McPaws…

Madam Hairy McMittens.

Chancellor Hissy McMittens

Emperor Snuggly McPaws

emperor snuggly bottom

Count Snuggly McClump

Madam Fluffy Bottom

doctor scratchy von litter